Children Erupt From The Mouth of McCain

While giving a speech in Iowa today, John McCain made a serious political fumble akin to Howard Dean's infamous scream: while explaining his stance on foreign relations with Turkey, a fourth grade boy named Todd burst forth from his mouth. Trying to make light of it, McCain simply brushed the boy aside, but no one could ignore when, in the middle of explaining why Turkey should not join the EU, an entire elementary school's worth of children poured out of his face like water from a busted summer hydrant in the Bronx. The children, now a virile internet sensation, have been handed over to the wires and cables and are under the care of millions of eyes and ears for at least the next five minutes -- after which they are expected to have never existed in the first place.

McCain, covered in a thick cloud of controversy, is expected to clear up with a chance of light showers in time for the weekend.